Sunday, June 24, 2007

Another Great Nigerian Creation...

COLUMBUS, OH - JUNE 23: 56th overall draft pick Akim Aliu of the Chicago Blackhawks poses for a portrait during the 2007 NHL Entry Draft at Nationwide Arena on June 23, 2007 in Columbus, Ohio. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)


Okay, Yahoo! just ran this story: A 'Dream' realized. Blackhawks grab Nigerian forward at NHL Draft.


In my excitement, I clicked on the story and noticed there was not a picture of Akim, notice the reason for the aptly titled story, on the same page. I had to dig through their very many pictures of other draft picks, he was after all the 56th overall pick (is that great or good, I don't know these things, it definitely can't be bad, he's playing for the NHL, dammit :)).


I am so very proud!
A minute later.......
Okay, just as I published this post, Yahoo! decides to put up his photo, finally, someone must have told them it was stupid to run a story and have other peoples photos up instead of the main headliner!
Whatever! Anyway, Enjoy!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Expensive Knock-off....

As I watched the People's Court today, yes, I rather enjoy court TV shows, satisfying my inner Barrister, I guess; the case was about a stolen iPod.

The teenage boy had let his girlfriend borrow his 30G iPod when, according to her, it got stolen along with her own MP3 player in her $250 Louis Vuitton purse. Uh! What!

First of all, I absolutely cannot stand knock-offs! Aargh!

Now that I have that out of the way, ffffffffff, breathe, Lolita, breathe, I would like to know, on what planet $250 Louis Vuitton purses exist? Hehn? If one is going to pay money to try to fool people that they are wearing designers, why would one spend that much?

That $250 could have been spent wisely on a nice sensible non-knock-off purse for a rat teenager, and probably some cute shoes to go along with that.

For goodness sake!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

So..what are you..are you a...

Lesbian?

That's what I got asked today by some guy because I commented on how cute some woman was and then followed up by saying she was hot!!

The way the question was asked with so much relish, I almost felt bad telling him I wasn't, cut to the look of disappointment on his face.

As if, if I was, he could expend his voyeuristic tendencies on me via an invitation to watch! Humph!!

Why do some men get all excited about lesbians? The funny thing about their stupid sordid fantasies is that they don’t really fantasize about lesbians, I mean true core lesbians; the fantasy is really about two undeniably hot heterosexual women enjoying a lesbian tryst.

I strongly doubt that some guy out there is drooling over two Rosie O’s getting it on.

The funny thing is I get hit on by women quite frequently; I’m actually flattered, well, most of the time anyway. But no such luck chica, I am strictly d*****!Well, that is unless you can convince me otherwise, I like adventure, hee hee :)

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

If you ever had any doubt that Conan was a funny ass fool...........

After serving eight years in jail, assisted suicide doctor Jack Kevorkian was on 'Larry King Live.' When Kevorkian saw King, he said, 'I swear, he was like that when I got here.'" -- Conan O'Brien