Wednesday, May 30, 2007

It's a wonderful day in the neighbourhood....

This past week has been sooooo much fun!

I am so loving my life, it's not even funny!Happy Birthday to me!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

For the Love of Our Great Nation.......

It is no secret that I love my Country Nigeria and it is refreshing to know that there are others who share the same love and passion for a brighter future. Solomonsydelle has passed an edict charging all Nigerians to hold ourselves accountable and responsible for the future of our great Nation, here here!




THE NIGERIAN PROCLAMATION
IN RECENT HISTORY, NIGERIANS HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMINGLY BETRAYED BY THOSE CHARGED WITH ADDRESSING THEIR NEEDS.
INSTEAD OF SERVING THE PEOPLE, PUBLIC SERVANTS HAVE SERVED THEMSELVES TO THE DETRIMENT OF THE MASSES. THE RESULT IS A NATION LACKING ADEQUATE INFRASTRUCTURE, ORGANIZATION AND SECURITY.

THE INEFFECTIVENESS OF NIGERIAN LEADERS INDICATES A LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE CONSTITUENTS. NIGERIANS ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT TO THE LEADERS, THUS, LEADERS DO NOT FEEL RESPONSIBLE TO THEM.

THE RECENT FAILURE TO CONDUCT A FREE AND FAIR ELECTORAL PROCESS WAS YET ANOTHER ILLUSTRATION THAT THE NEEDS OF THE MANY ARE SECONDARY TO THE WANTS OF THE IMPORTANT FEW.

FROM THIS DAY, ALL NIGERIANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS GREAT & POWERFUL COUNTRY. CONSEQUENTLY, ALL NIGERIANS MUST COMMIT THEMSELVES TO THE FOLLOWING:

  1. WE MUST DEMAND THAT ELECTED OFFICIALS BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS AND IN-ACTIONS.
  2. WE MUST EXPECT DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES TO BE HONORED, RESPECTED AND MAINTAINED.
  3. WE MUST BELIEVE THAT ALL NIGERIANS ARE EQUAL UNDER THE LAW AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH.
  4. WE MUST APPLY OURSELVES TO IMPROVING THE LOT OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL NIGERIAN REGARDLESS OF GENDER, RELIGION, TRIBE OR SOCIAL STATUS.
  5. WE MUST STRIVE TO MAINTAIN A UNITED REPUBLIC DESPITE OUR DIFFERENCES.

ONLY UPON ACHIEVING THESE PRINCIPLES CAN WE AS A PEOPLE FULLY LIVE UP TO OUR POTENTIAL AS A LAND OF GREATNESS.

FOR OURS IS A COUNTRY RENOWNED FOR ITS ILLUSTRIOUS PEOPLE, AMPLE RESOURCES AND SHEER PHYSICAL BEAUTY.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Are you a Mother?...

Okay, so yesterday, I was shopping at the local grocery store, to get some things for the house, at the check out counter, the cashier held out a card and proceeded to ask, "Are you a mother?" She caught me off guard and as I started answering, "No, I am n......", her hand lowered ever so slowly till I could only see the tip of the card.

Ouch, I deserved that card!!!! I may not be a mother today but I will be...........someday but then I said to her, "erm, technically, I am, does Godmother count?"

She gave me that "nice try" look, then shooed me away!

The nerve of that lady!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Vertigo....

What is "how I feel driving down I-85, for $2000, Alex?"

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Insufferable twat....

Okay, so I was out with my friend the other day, eating (yes, eating, I told you I loved food), anyway, here comes this dude starring intently at me.

Not only was it irritating, the way he was looking at me but this fool thought he was the ish. He sat at the table adjacent from ours with his back to me but kept turning to question me, "you look like you know me", "where are you from", "are you Nigerian", "what is your name", crass ass, this dude was!!!

I finally told him that he was being rude and that if he wanted to get any sort of information from us, he should start off by introducing himself. My friend proceeded to say something to him but he just cut her off telling her that he was not speaking to her that he was speaking to me.

I was wondering why he was not picking up what my eyes were conveying, you know, shut the fuck up and leave us the hell alone. Then I got the bright idea that maybe if I answered some of his probing questions I could eat in peace, so I told the leach what I do for a living, then he says, you see, I am just about to meet with my R-E-L-A-T-O-R, if you were nice to me, you could be getting my business because I am very rich.

Oh, mein Gott!! Who fucking says that!!!

Freaking hilarious!!!

By the way, dumbass, the word is Realtor!!!